Monday, March 06, 2006


uhhh i don't know how to keep this shit updated, i suck.
anyway, this is what i've been doing..
(cheers to the douche-bag named tucker max)

springbreak almost here -
brian and i are off to chicago to visit amy a few days
and i'm trying to organize a little par-lay for one of the nights i'm home (toledo)

Sunday, January 22, 2006


i needed to go home this weekend to get my hurr cut,
so bron and i planned a little roadtrip - cbus at his rents house for dinner friday night, then off to toledo for fri & sat, cbus for lunch on sunday, and then athens -
i needed to get to toledo on friday night cus it was my very good friend john joels bday party -
he told me he was having a hairy buff (in a hotel room), and was super pissed i couldnt make it

buuuuut, i showed up anyway & we surprised him with CAKE!
the hairy buff was ridiculously disgusting - but i drank 2 glasses anyway
for some reason i felt the need to bring my little sister, Caki, to the party

bron had a siezure. it wasn't really a siezure but i don't know what the hell else to call it - he only had had 2 drinks when i look over to see him stumbling bumbling fumbling looking all like he's going to pass out, i'm like what the shit?
john joel "that guy you just ran into just got out of prison for stabbing some drunk guy that ran into him at a party!"
bron said he had blacked out for like 2 seconds
whatev, it was scary - he didn't drink after that, haha

after i had a shot, 2 hairy buffs and around 17 beers i was definetly blacked out.
molls was spilling beer on people's crotches, punching faces with fistfuls of cake (ah, no fears - i woke up with a faceful of cake, also), and twirking it like the true stripper she is

when bron stays the night at my parents house we aren't supposed to sleep in the same bed together - uhhh i def. woke up with crusty ass blue frosting caked in my hair, me sprawled on the futon and bron on the floor. (so much for that rule)

saturday was nice - layed in bed all day, haircut & then dinner with my moms
we didn't want to go out saturday night, cus friday had been a little too ridick and we had to get up early the next morning to head back to cbus - soooo we just got high in the extra bedroom
(we discussed the REAL definition of reality tv, bron made up the word FLURKY, and i laughed hella lot).
i'm over in lala land at my computer when all of a sudden bron's all "uhhh i think i'm going to be SICK"
dude walks over to the BEDROOM WINDOW,
and fucking PUKES out the window of the house, all over the side of my house and into the bushes.
probably the greatest thing i've ever witnessed in my life, honestly.
(he's super embarrassed about it, but i think its wonderful! sorry, bron)
cleaning puke off the side of your girlfriend's parent's house at 3am is the COOLEST

sami, i updated just for YOU, haha

i wanted to post tons & tons of pics in here to illustrate my story but effing blogspot won't let meeee

Tuesday, January 03, 2006


oh, how i missed athens.
first day of class today -
history, history & a lil bit of the good ol econ
its so nice to be back in the (for the most part) intellectual atmosphere of college -
although working & class 5 days a week kind of freaks me out, its great to have a set schedule again..
i'm going to take a shit and then cuddle.

booyah, i won.

Monday, December 19, 2005


soooo i vacationed at my sister's place in chicago for the past couple of days
took the train out, was supposed to leave at 6 in the morning
too bad i had to wait in the train station for 4 hours.
holy shit.
i was supposed to get in to chicago at 9:30, yah, let's try 3pm.
blech. anyhow,
the weekend was fun.

next time i go to chi my plan is to ride the train ALL DAY
sears tower. yummy restuarants. sudoku. shop shop shop. bums (whom i gave all my change to)
nothing too exciting, but it was nice to get out of the boring city of toledo for once.
i've officially decided that i'm moving to chicago once i am finished with OU

(this city NEEDS me)
super depressed now that i'm back in the little home
a week until christmas, two until school
and all i want to do tonight is DRINK
too bad ford has been M.I.A. for a week.

Friday, December 09, 2005

an update on the turtle situation

old man pants.

this winter is going to be horrible.
not having a job is taking its toll
i drink every single night
and i started attending the bars again -

lately i have been obsessed with dancing with old men.
for example:

"where's your wife?"
"i don't have one! she left me cus she didn't like all the partyin! where's your husband?"
i danced with this fellow all night
guys my age kept trying to cut in
i think they felt sorry for me
he was an expert at the old man dance
and he bought me beer.

anyway -
shane decided he wanted a keg for this weekend
he was going to go with natty light ($70)
but molson XXX was on sale ($44)
so uh
keg weekend part two

everyone last night kept telling me the beer tasted like shit
but dude
i thought it was delicious.
(this may be the reason i was blacked out by 12)
woke up sandwiched between shane and cameron
wearing boys blue basketball shorts
no underwear
i saw a lot of boys' balls last night
not by choice

Friday, December 02, 2005


no, not detroit
not columbus,
fucking t-town.
shit's ridick.
and even though they are playing with a bunch of shitty bands -
aaaand of course the night they play in toledo
falls on the last day of exams

keg weekend at fords.
should be an interesting one -
i IMed (a lover) last night with this:

j u i z thrice (2:25:57 AM): BOYYYYY would iLOVE TO JOIN an dim comp-letey WASTED amd o ;pve your face so much i want o hump it and it makex ME XSSICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! holy shit urrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it hurts your aRE SO SEXY owwwww ooooo owww holy holky it makes my thights quiver in a good way!!!!!!!!
j u i z thrice (2:26:29 AM): yyayayyay ooo hot tuff YU*MMM YUMMJY UMMMMM :]

it was a rough one.
2 more nights to go.
i'm going to DIE DIE DIE
i like re-friending people that i've de-friended
esp. john joel
even though he showed my tits to random people
and screamed at me for drinking his beerio
(and then proceeded to tell the whole hood that i'm a dumb cunt and when he sees me he's going to spit in my face)
we can still be boys.
we're boys.
i missed him.
nucca p hung out last night.
first time in a long time.
i fed her lots of beer.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

this post is all about turtles

ford owns the three best turtles in the whole world
(he recently got a little snapping turtle, which i am deathly scared of)
turtles like to run on the ground and play
they are freaked out by us huge human beings so they run for cover whenever they have a chance