im boring and lame

tm

2006-03-06T19:04:00.000-08:00

uhhh i don't know how to keep this shit updated, i suck.
anyway, this is what i've been doing..
(cheers to the douche-bag named tucker max)

springbreak almost here -
brian and i are off to chicago to visit amy a few days
and i'm trying to organize a little par-lay for one of the nights i'm home (toledo)
hollas.

roadtrip!

2006-01-22T16:52:00.000-08:00

i needed to go home this weekend to get my hurr cut,
so bron and i planned a little roadtrip - cbus at his rents house for dinner friday night, then off to toledo for fri & sat, cbus for lunch on sunday, and then athens -
i needed to get to toledo on friday night cus it was my very good friend john joels bday party -
he told me he was having a hairy buff (in a hotel room), and was super pissed i couldnt make it

buuuuut, i showed up anyway & we surprised him with CAKE!
the hairy buff was ridiculously disgusting - but i drank 2 glasses anyway
for some reason i felt the need to bring my little sister, Caki, to the party

bron had a siezure. it wasn't really a siezure but i don't know what the hell else to call it - he only had had 2 drinks when i look over to see him stumbling bumbling fumbling looking all like he's going to pass out, i'm like what the shit?
john joel "that guy you just ran into just got out of prison for stabbing some drunk guy that ran into him at a party!"
bron said he had blacked out for like 2 seconds
whatev, it was scary - he didn't drink after that, haha

after i had a shot, 2 hairy buffs and around 17 beers i was definetly blacked out.
molls was spilling beer on people's crotches, punching faces with fistfuls of cake (ah, no fears - i woke up with a faceful of cake, also), and twirking it like the true stripper she is

when bron stays the night at my parents house we aren't supposed to sleep in the same bed together - uhhh i def. woke up with crusty ass blue frosting caked in my hair, me sprawled on the futon and bron on the floor. (so much for that rule)

saturday was nice - layed in bed all day, haircut & then dinner with my moms
we didn't want to go out saturday night, cus friday had been a little too ridick and we had to get up early the next morning to head back to cbus - soooo we just got high in the extra bedroom
(we discussed the REAL definition of reality tv, bron made up the word FLURKY, and i laughed hella lot).
i'm over in lala land at my computer when all of a sudden bron's all "uhhh i think i'm going to be SICK"
dude walks over to the BEDROOM WINDOW,
OPENS IT,
and fucking PUKES out the window of the house, all over the side of my house and into the bushes.
haha.
probably the greatest thing i've ever witnessed in my life, honestly.
(he's super embarrassed about it, but i think its wonderful! sorry, bron)
cleaning puke off the side of your girlfriend's parent's house at 3am is the COOLEST

sami, i updated just for YOU, haha

i wanted to post tons & tons of pics in here to illustrate my story but effing blogspot won't let meeee
booo

SCHOOLIO!

2006-01-03T17:10:00.000-08:00

oh, how i missed athens.
first day of class today -
history, history & a lil bit of the good ol econ
its so nice to be back in the (for the most part) intellectual atmosphere of college -
although working & class 5 days a week kind of freaks me out, its great to have a set schedule again..
i'm going to take a shit and then cuddle.

booyah, i won.
hahaaaa

chicago

2005-12-19T17:38:00.000-08:00

soooo i vacationed at my sister's place in chicago for the past couple of days
took the train out, was supposed to leave at 6 in the morning
too bad i had to wait in the train station for 4 hours.
holy shit.
i was supposed to get in to chicago at 9:30, yah, let's try 3pm.
blech. anyhow,
the weekend was fun.

I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
next time i go to chi my plan is to ride the train ALL DAY
sears tower. yummy restuarants. sudoku. shop shop shop. bums (whom i gave all my change to)
nothing too exciting, but it was nice to get out of the boring city of toledo for once.
i've officially decided that i'm moving to chicago once i am finished with OU

(this city NEEDS me)
super depressed now that i'm back in the little home
a week until christmas, two until school
and all i want to do tonight is DRINK
too bad ford has been M.I.A. for a week.

an update on the turtle situation

2005-12-09T13:29:00.000-08:00

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old man pants.

2005-12-09T13:17:00.000-08:00

this winter is going to be horrible.
not having a job is taking its toll
i drink every single night
and i started attending the bars again -

lately i have been obsessed with dancing with old men.
for example:

"where's your wife?"
"i don't have one! she left me cus she didn't like all the partyin! where's your husband?"
"AT HOME SLEEPING!"
i danced with this fellow all night
guys my age kept trying to cut in
i think they felt sorry for me
he was an expert at the old man dance
and he bought me beer.

anyway -
shane decided he wanted a keg for this weekend
he was going to go with natty light ($70)
but molson XXX was on sale ($44)
so uh
keg weekend part two

everyone last night kept telling me the beer tasted like shit
but dude
i thought it was delicious.
(this may be the reason i was blacked out by 12)
woke up sandwiched between shane and cameron
wearing boys blue basketball shorts
no underwear
i saw a lot of boys' balls last night
not by choice

arby's.

2005-12-02T13:48:00.000-08:00

celebrate.
DEFTONES ARE FUCKING GOING ON TOUR
..AND COMING TO TOLEDO
no, not detroit
not columbus,
fucking t-town.
shit's ridick.
and even though they are playing with a bunch of shitty bands -
I'M FUCKING EXCITEDDDD!!
aaaand of course the night they play in toledo
falls on the last day of exams
FACK FACK FACK

keg weekend at fords.
should be an interesting one -
i IMed (a lover) last night with this:

j u i z thrice (2:25:57 AM): BOYYYYY would iLOVE TO JOIN an dim comp-letey WASTED amd o ;pve your face so much i want o hump it and it makex ME XSSICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! holy shit urrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it hurts your aRE SO SEXY owwwww ooooo owww holy holky it makes my thights quiver in a good way!!!!!!!!
j u i z thrice (2:26:29 AM): yyayayyay ooo hot tuff YU*MMM YUMMJY UMMMMM :]

it was a rough one.
2 more nights to go.
i'm going to DIE DIE DIE
:]
i like re-friending people that i've de-friended
esp. john joel
even though he showed my tits to random people
and screamed at me for drinking his beerio
(and then proceeded to tell the whole hood that i'm a dumb cunt and when he sees me he's going to spit in my face)
we can still be boys.
we're boys.
i missed him.
nucca p hung out last night.
first time in a long time.
i fed her lots of beer.
yumm.

this post is all about turtles

2005-11-29T22:06:00.000-08:00

TURTLES!
ford owns the three best turtles in the whole world
(he recently got a little snapping turtle, which i am deathly scared of)
turtles like to run on the ground and play
OR
they are freaked out by us huge human beings so they run for cover whenever they have a chance

I WANT A TURTLE!!!!!!!

mmm.. bop

2005-11-27T23:37:00.000-08:00

thanksgiving.
i hate thanksgiving.
the fam got mad at me because i wore my lumberjack outfit to dinner.
blahhh
i applied at savers
(fingers are still crossed that they'll call me back, hm?)
bought my sister a wound in her lip
happy uber be-lated bday, biotch.
i decided to purchase one for myself, also.

can't drink beer, can't promote yeast.
ford buys me a bottle of vodka
i'm blacked out by 12

some highschool kid claims he spotted me in my pink undies in the wee morning hours
i have no memory of this
i wake up next to ford and a puddle of puke
"i puked?"
"fuck yeah. you were passed out. then all of a sudden you sat straight up in bed and said, FUCK. I GOTTA PUKE. so you leaned over me and puked off the side of the bed. i said FUCK, JULIE! and then you were all like IT'S COOL MAN, NONE GOT ON THE BED."
7am phonecall to my little sister
make her come pick me up
desperate search throughout ford's entire house
"ford. where the fuck are my sneakers? i'm taking your construction boots."
(8pm phonecall: "julie. i found your sneakers. they were in the dish cabinet." WTF?)
supposedly the night consisted of ford and i sitting on his bathroom floor and me sobbing uncontrollably.
i heard i threw my shoes at the wall a lot, too.
no memory.
blah
nathan love made an appearance last night
a nice unexpected surprise

i miss the way things used to be
but i don't miss the way i used to be

xiu xiu is a new found love of mine.

T-TOWN

2005-11-23T23:17:00.000-08:00

blech. toledo again.
i convinced myself i never had to come back.
4 hour drive from athens
i slept in the back of the truck the whole time
wishing everything could be like it used to
wainwright sisters sharing one car
not cool
bright eyes constantly playing in the cd
aching aching aching
no one here tonight that i actually want to hang out with
where's ford?
eek
how can i do this for 6 weeks?
i'm counting the days till i go back
its a sad state.
i want to see YOOUU
read read read books
listen to tunes.

take me away, love.

finals week

2005-11-16T01:43:00.000-08:00

eeek i started my period and the cramps are hurtyyyy
i was wondering why my bowels were more liquid than usual today

jill, assley and i all re-scheduled for work
we're basically taking over shives
5 days a week
hahaaa
i'm the new icecream woman
m & w nights, come get some treatttss!

these last few days have consisted of national geographic channel marathons all day every day
(theres a new boy hanging around zee hood, i'll tell you about him another time)

we decided that we drink more on finals week than any other week of the quarter
fucking OU, hahaaa
pre-new years party last night.
crazy chugging alchy-hol at timmys for pre-dance party
my armpits were sweating up a storm
(check out zee moblog for pics, i'll update soon)
we hit the casa
fucking doorman was being dickfuckly
i was hoping they'd be chillaxed as usual
but the lil boosie even asked jill for her soc #
what the fuck, bad news in my book.
dance dance dance to the DJ
timmy makes out with everyone
dance dance dance
chug beers
pour beers down everyone's throat i recognized
ava looks sad = needs beer
pour beer down ava's throat
aaand fucking butch with dreads standing behind us is all
"LEAVE!"
hahahaaaa
jill sets off the fire alarm as we're being pushed out
(sweetest revenge EVERRR)
blah
stumble home through a tornado
(seriously)
and dance party in my room till 3 in the morning
jillian: "i'm not weird, i'm WASTED"
me: "we're just hippies that like to DANCE"
assley: head bangs to andrew w.k. like its her job
i sit on the futon with a boosie and laugh laugh laugh
assley toilet papers her OWN ROOM
(i pick my nose)
then decides she can tape her door shut with masking tape
(doesn't work)
blaachhh

tomorrow:
thirsty thursday
coronas + lime + highlife = i love my life.

i know i'm supposed to be writing a 3 page paper about crime as a social problem
but my mouth tastes like cigarettes (don't ask)
and i decided my blog is lonely.
drop it like its hawt.

2005-11-14T02:39:00.000-08:00

its better now.

and want

2005-11-12T17:57:00.000-08:00

i want there to be a god
so i could pray pray pray
and feel better about wanting what i can't have
i want this
i want this

this is fact not fiction
for the first time in years.

skizzle dizzle

2005-11-11T12:59:00.000-08:00

hazy thursday:
drunski at timmys
chugging vodka
stumble bumble to the union
dance dance dance to the dj
love of my lifes are everywhere
grind on gay guy who lives down the hall. hot.
makeout with pretty girls (not again, julie)
"are you officially bi-sexual now, or what?" (jason)
rolling around in timmys bed yayayaaaa ayaya
walk home by myself 430 am
"I'M GETTING RAPED!!!" (me)
no pictures to show you all. poo.
everyone left me today..
so i will sit in front of the tv and eat icecream by myself.
GREEN TURKAYYYYY TONIGHT

ramble. pointless. makes no sense.

2005-11-09T19:43:00.000-08:00

i dont get relationships.
at all.
i was sitting on the toilet today (it was just a piss, aka quick thought)
and i realized that i don't fucking understand relationships.
i've been discussing them quite a bit lately
(girliofriends breaking up with boyfriends, people having relationship sex problems, blah blah)
i mean, i've dated a couple boos (nothing serious since highschool because i'm basically anti boyfriends at this point in my career)
but i've never been broken up with
so maybe thats what i don't get..
i don't understand how two people can have a commitment with one another
and then one decides they don't want to do it anymore
so, it comes to a point when they are like "hey, i don't like you anymore, we have to break up"
WHAT THE FUCK?
like, when do you decide you don't like somebody?
and when do you decide you tell them?
I DONT FUCKING GET IT
(and i have a feeling no one does, and they don't realize it until the END, and then they break up or not and they just stick it through it and it fucking sucks and thats why there are so many horrible relationships in the world and everyone feels the need to complain to me about THEIRS)
maybe im still a small child in a big world who needs to learn learn learn
aka
that's why i'm anti - relationship
anti - boys
(and fuck things up a lot)

on a side note:
listen to idiot pilot..
ive been obsessed.

..

2005-11-08T23:19:00.000-08:00

storm inside my head today.
not a day like this in a long time.
work on a hurty foot.
come home to take an hour nap, turns into 3 hours.
fuck.
shitty mood (start).
history class, stare at the back of his head for an hour.
try to take up as least space AS POSSIBLE.
kid next to me smells like cigarettes, itches his balls every two seconds, fucking gets on my nerves, i want to throw shit at his face.
limpy gimpy to the doc's, see a familiar face on the way
(a face that makes the day a little better).
shoes, socks off, hop up on the table.
(apologize for my stinky feet, i've been wearing the shoes all day, i wiped tables down at the dining hall for 2 hours this morning)
creepy x-ray tech, touches my sweaty foot for a few seconds too long.
gives me heavy blue pad to put on my tummy box.
"so my babies don't die?"
"something like that." (still touching my clammy toes).
spreads the phalanges, weird buzzing noise.
hop down off table,
socks on,
pumas on.
sit in the waiting room staring at Arabic couple, pretend i understand Arabic, get pissed at husband for saying shitty things to his wife.
(mad i'm not married.)
toes not broken, i was just hallucinating again.
x ray costs my parents 22 bucks, i don't really care.
home to read about communism, stare at my computer screen for 4 hours.
dinner with annie, see pretty faces,
too
many
familiar
pretty faces.
lounge around timmys apartment with assley all night, conversation turns to sex.
sex sex sex
for an hour.
EXPLOSIVE LOVELY BEAUTIFUL TALK ABOUT SEX.
bad mood (end).
and that was my day.
minus several details.
thats all i felt like telling you about.
thanks for reading.

storms a-brewing

2005-11-08T16:56:00.000-08:00

i went to the doctors today (hudson, for all you Athens folk)..
aaand..
the dickhead told me my toe ISN'T broken
what the shit
i'm pissed
if my toe is going to hurt this effing bad
it better be broken.
i've decided i'm going to buy a cane
and hit people in the shins with it

a reply

2005-11-07T16:41:00.000-08:00

holy shit. i love my mother:

Julie, go to the doctor if it gets worse. Usually there is not much for the doctor to do. I was told that doctor is likely to wrap your toe around to keep the toe straight. I am glad that things look good. I will tell Dad about your "new" bike. He has been busy fixing the printer for the last couple of days. Besides, don't use the f word again! I highlighted the word for you. Please, please! be more polite.

love, mom

julie wrote:
yesterday my friend and i spray painted her yellow and red it is fucking awesome. i made a new friend i love her we hung out last night, but i dont know if she likes me because she might think im too wild or something. who knows. i dont know what else to write about. i love you so much it makes my heart hurt. email is better than phones.

love love love,
julie

WE ADOPTED A BIKE! aka letter to the fam

2005-11-06T16:29:00.000-08:00

too lazy to write a blog, so i just c&ped the letter i wrote the fam. enjoy.

mom i broke my toe today and it hurts so bad that every time i move it it makes me want to puke and cry. i dont remember how i broke it. i saw a movie today with my friends. i met this guy named timmy on the internet and we hang out all the time, hes a very good person. i'm excited to come home for thanksgiving but at the same time i am having so much fun here at school, learning and loving and making new friends. amy i tried to call you today but you haven't called me back yet. its okay, i know you are busy. im scared i am going crazy inside my head. i bought old man pants at the thrift store and i wear them always. i love them. i love thrift stores. i generally wear the same clothes for days at a time or until they smell. i miss everyone. mom, tell tuffy i love him even though i think he hates me. i have spray paint all over my hands and it is getting EVERYWHERE. oh i forgot to tell you guys that we found a bike and we named her banana and it has no brakes and both of the tires are flat. i want to bring it home with me over break so dad can help me fix it up. yesterday my friend and i spray painted her yellow and red it is fucking awesome. i made a new friend. i love her, we hung out last night, but i dont know if she likes me because she might think im too wild or something. who knows. i dont know what else to write about. i love you so much it makes my heart hurt. email is better than phones.

love love love,
julie

appy-polly-loggies, loves.

2005-11-02T21:14:00.000-08:00

FUCK.
i apologize.
i've gotten side tracked the last month or so.. i told myself i would WRITE and WRITE, but the drinking & whatnot makes me a busy beee! halloween was ridick. caki came down, we wrecked havoc on the streets of athens. random: frat house above Court Street, Sarah the neighbor and i hanging out the window, seeing mosh pit on the corner of Washington & Court "LETS GO THEREEE!! running downstairs, elbowing our way through the crowd, THROUGH the moshpit, and all the way up to the front, where i am handed a beer which i immediately chug. crazy crowd, both of us groped by hot guy behind us. tons of bruises, love love love. andy milonakis + tina turner = hottest couple of the century. my blackness rubbed off everywhere, you can still see traces of it around the rumba. check out zee moblog for pics, i update rather frequently. randomness: my sister told me last night that there was a stabbing at Matt & Matt's over the weekend, and the police thought my black handprint on a random wall was a bloody handprint.. AWESOME. heavy drinking last night @ Timmy's with Assley. it was my mission to get him drink, and BOYEEE you best believe we all did. headed up to the Union for the Koufax show. fucking blast. opening band didn't rock my socks, but the cover they played of Roxanne sure did. random: Assley peeing in the bathroom, me screaming: OH MY GOD! ITS ROXANNE! HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH! WE HAVE TO GET OUT THEREEE! haha, it was a good time. saw mass familiar faces: econ boy i have eye sex with, Jamie from last year, Steve the Frosh. i'm behind in all my readings aka i have to read 2 books by the end of this week.. but fuck that, ass & i are doing laundry and watching Eyes Wide Shut tonight. werd.

im going to save the WORLD.

2005-09-25T00:16:00.000-07:00

random fact:

i don't wash my hands after using the restroom because i want to conserve water.

pick up line of the night:

(hot guy): hey, what's your name?
(julie): juuuuulie.
(hot guy): do you want to cuddle with me?
(julie): no.

Dear Love of My Life,

2005-09-21T01:16:00.000-07:00

Today I stared at the back of your head for two straight hours.
One time, during class today, you turned around and we made several seconds of eye contact.
Then I realized you were looking at someone behind me.
You don't even know my name, as I do not know yours.
(If I knew yours I'm sure I would look you up on facebook, find your screenname, and then complusively check your away message).
I have no idea what your voice sounds like, because you have never even acknowledged my presence.
Stop not doing your hair.
Stop wearing nerdy glasses and reading sci fi books, because it makes me want to stalk you.
If I ever ran into you on the street I would probably punch you in the face out of sheer confusion and shyness.

Love,
Julie

its 5am.

2005-09-20T05:09:00.000-07:00

and what do you know, i'm staring at my computer screen again.

THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

2005-09-19T09:27:00.000-07:00

I CANT FUCKING DRINK FOR 10 DAYS BECAUSE OF MY VAGINA. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO? (actually, i already decided im going on a marijuana binge, but thats no fun) i will keep you updated on the current situation. FUUUUUCK.

i really DO suck at life.

2005-09-19T04:24:00.000-07:00

hi fellas, i decided to do the blog thing. i don't know if i will be able to keep up with it, but i promise my life is entertaining, strange, and lovely enough to write about. i tried to keep a journal, but my heavy drinking habit interferes with that. its 4:08 in the AM, and i just decided i'm pulling an all-nighter with jason.. this blows. i cant sleep because im scared of the dark (im not joking at all), and i have to be up in 4 hours. i have to go to the gyno at 8 to get my vag checked out - yummy. my whole weekend was a blur, but i guess the drinking i do here 3 or so days a week is a lot better then the drinking i do in toledo - aka every single day of the week. i hooked up with a guy friday night and i didnt know his name or his number. i just know he had an awesome original nintendo collection (which is probably how he conned me into coming home with him, actually). i woke up out of a drunkenly passed out state, fully clothed, wearing one earring and last nights makeup on his couch. so i just left. all i have in memory of "russ" is a picture on my camera phone (thats right, its a Razr - sorry, i just had to add that. if i was a man my penis would be very small). anyway, the picture sucks, we both look horrible. good thing i know where he lives, so next time i get alcohol in me i can stumble to his apartment and pound on the door. (its just a matter of time). so um, how bout i tell you about myself? i'm 19, from the southside of toledo, ohio. i'm extremely liberal and an obnoxious drunk. i fall in love with just about every person i meet. i go to ohio university, and it may be the best thing thats ever happened to me. i'm obsessed with tucker max, charles bukowski, and my internet friend jason who is my hero in all aspects of life. i live a double life. im a hoodrat who wants to be a hippie. isnt that weird? toledo sucks and has molded me into a horrible person, i hope i never have to go back there. i want to move to chicago and teach Contemporary History to innercity highschool children. uh. i dont feel like telling you about myself anymore. today i was sitting on the Gam Hall smoking bench with my friend Assley and i heard a spooky rustling in the bushes. i turned around and there was a horrid looking bunny rabbit staring at me, so i freaked out and ran. this weekend was super strange to me - full of crazy random occurances and odd coincidences. i think it is because there was a full moon. okay bye